Why R?

travors:

I awoke from my slumber to face the dreamy morning. Slowly, a perfect vision of daybreak appeared before my eyes. The curtains lapped like lazy ghosts against the window frame; the sun flowed gently to my bed, warmly enticing me to arise.
The cat sat stationed by the middle of the window, her eyes wide with curious wonder,  “Good morning” she said, “I have a question for you: When the fuck are you gonna clean this window?”

Mila, the potty-mouthed kitty.